Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Earth-shattering Discovery


Researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine published a study showing that a population of heavier people contributes more harmful gases to the planet than a population of thin people.


A few factors that they say contribute to their carbon footprint are:


-The additional consumption of food, requiring additional production of food, requiring extra use of air poluting tractors and trucks.


- The additional weight they carry requires car engines to use more gas and spew higher amounts of harmful greenhouse gasses into the air we breathe.


I think they are really grasping at straws here, clearly we have a larger footprint because we have larger feet.

4 comments:

Princess Consuela and Banana Hammock said...

I'm no longer interested in any cash prizes I might win in our biggest loser contest. The only prize I need is the piece of mind that comes with being part of the solution.

Nicea said...

Yes, part of the solution. We will all bind our feet now. To
*&#@ with the weight loss, I say.

Jamie said...

We could all start walking on our hands everywhere we go. Handprints are smaller than footprints.

Shawn said...

Contrary to popular belief, the above picture is not of me.